Sunday, 31 January 2016

Nabila: Guest Post | 2

Hello everyone! 

Today the awesome Nabila from
Hot Town Cool Girl is in the house XD

Take it away gurl!


First of all let me thank Rukiya for letting me do a guest post on her blog. She is such an amazing blogger and I am honored to do this. Today I am going to be giving some tips for bloggers.

1. Always have a good layout/design- 

Even if your content is awesome and your blog doesn't look appealing it will turn people off. If I go to a blog with weird fonts or weird stuff I usually don't read it for the sole reason of it's appearance. 

2. It's ok if you are not popular at first- 

Don't get frustrated over not having a lot of comments or viewers. Not everyone is super popular at first. If you think that then it will drive you crazy!

3. Get yourself out there!- 

If you never go on other blogs and tell people about your blog. How will they find out? How I'd suggest what you do it is, go to other blogs and post a comment with your blog url, or, (if your new) say so and ask if they can go to your blog. It works, I promise. 

4.Look at other blogs-

You can get inspiration and motivation and ideas from other blogs. It can help you post as well. 

5. Post what you like- 

Don't just post what everyone else is posting, that will get boring and your viewer would want to read new things. Things that are true to you. If you don't post what you like to post then why post at all? 


Wow. These were so straight forward and simple yet awesome blog tips!

Thanks for your guest post Nabila, it was nice having you!

Friday, 29 January 2016

Allie D: Guest Post | 1

Hi everyone, and welcome to the very first guest post of the...It wouldn't be week. So I don't exactly know what else to say XD.

Today, I've got the lovely Allie.D, *realises that she's already put the link to her blog* with a fabulousss little fashion post.

Allie, take it away!

Hey! My name is Allie and I have a lot of blogs, but my main blog is Spreading My Joy, my personal blog is Sincerely Allie, my blog designing blog is Allie's Blog Designs, and my joint blog is A Friend Loves at All Times.

Today I will be posting about fashion!  Let's get on with this post!

Dress: Kohl's
Chambray: Kohl's
Necklace: ???
Boots: Belk

Do you like chevron?
Would you wear this outfit?

Thanks for reading!

Allie D.

That's it for today guys, see ya later! 


Sunday, 24 January 2016

Guest Posts Needed

Hi guys! So, I haven't really been posting that much lately, because I don't have much ideas, *huffs* hope this phase will go away soon. But I do have a few, however; I'd love some guest posts!


All you gotta do is email me at | | with the following information

Your name
Blog link
The type of post you're going to write

Then of course, type up your guest post and send it to me, I will not be giving out invites to access for my blog, I just don't think it's necessary for something like this.

Looking forward for your emails guys :)

Thanks, bye!

Friday, 15 January 2016

they've come.

Hi guys, I'm sorry I haven't posted for a while, but honestly; I had no idea whatsoever to post about...Which is quite weird for me...

Anyway, today I'm going to write a poem...Well, try more like. 

they've come.
they're taking away some.
they're taking our country away.
maybe we shouldn't stay

they're here.
i try not to shed a tear.
i think in my mind that it isn't right
do they know it isn't right, or might?

and now I'm here
but why?

i have people that already love me
there are grazes all over my knee
she's coming to fix it
she's telling me to sit
but i already have people who love me
but i already have people who care for me

love ~
a strong feeling of affection.
is it strong?
have i done something wrong?
have i done something that affected them?

when am i going back home?

when am i going back home...


I recently watched a film called 'Rabbit-Proof Fence' about people called the Aboriginals, (look down to see more pictures of them). In 1778, Europeans invaded Australia and basically took complete control of it; treating the Aboriginals like absolute nothing, and control of them. They kidnapped the children (which this poem was based on), made some slaves...And those that sort of stuff. But one of the most disgusting things that they done, was wipe out their race to increase theirs. When the Europeans first entered 250 different aboriginal languages there were in Australia. There is just a fraction of that number now.The Aboriginals were and still are spiritual people.

In your comments, please express your opinions of my poem; I really want to hear what you guys think!

Thanks for reading, see ya! ;)

Sunday, 10 January 2016

Zoe's Comedy Night

Hello everybody, and welcome to Zoe's Comedy Night! At last it's here, yay :)

Before the awesome Zoe Porter begins the night, I'd like to tell you that I have designed a blog.

Please rate it out of 10 in your comment.
Also, please check out my blog designs page.

I can do so much more!
So if you're interested, contact me //

Everyone, grab your seats, get a little drink from our canteen…And enjoy!



The new comedy blog, that became a hit…

It's readers enjoy it…

And now here is, Zoe's Comedy Night..



If you don’t know me, my name is Zoe Porter and I am 11 years old. People think I’m just plain WEIRD but I know I am the most normal-est person in the WORLD!

First of all, I would like to start off with a thank you to everyone who has attended, and also thank you to the lovely Rukiya for inviting me to do this post and for making the Zoe poster along with the Zoe ticket!

Oh yeah! Remember how if you booked a ticket you get a SHOUTOUT by moi? A lot of you have booked tickets and I’m ready to shoutout each one!
Here we go!


A shoutout to Sofia Babiera!

A shoutout to Lexie!

A shoutout to Rose!

A shoutout to Dani!

A shoutout to Little Robin!

A shoutout to Kanra Khan!

A shoutout to Nabila!

A shoutout to Suzy!

A shoutout to Noor!

And finally, a shoutout to Hannah!

Wow so many people! To the people who haven’t booked and people who haven’t gotten a shoutout, DO NOT WORRY! You guys are still people with shoutouts to me! Don’t feel discouraged because of a silly little shoutout!

Okay with that over, lemme talk about my day before I got here. Man, it was totally INSANE!

So I woke up. My parents already knew about my Comedy Night so they specially made me a gourmet breakfast. However, I skipped that and ate a blended plastic fork. Not as great as napkins, but I wanted to give it a try. It was horrible! It tasted like…. PLASTIC! However, I skipped the breakfast anyway. Then I went to school. I had my trusty fish macaroni and cheese with me and I was going to eat it during lunch. Once again, everyone avoided me. I would go up to someone and they would scream, “HELP, STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!”
I wasn’t offended by that so instead I offered some of my fish macaroni and cheese. Sadly, they screamed,
I calmly explained that I ate it almost everyday and nothing ever happened to me. Then it was time for class again. I got every answer wrong when my teacher called on me and I was proud. Everyone was actually LAUGHING at me! Finally! They like me now!

When school was over, I only had a little bit of time to get ready for tonight. I got a dress and some accessories. However, when I was getting my dress from my restroom, I slipped on a toothpaste cap and hit my head in the wall! Look at the massive bruise on my forehead! *shows bruise* That’s not it. I had my eyes closed and was rubbing my forehead when I slipped on a bar of soap and went flying into the bathtub. I hit my funny bone on that one. Man, that FEELING! Oh yeah and this all took place in the restroom. I have officially started hating my restroom now. THE PAIN. I finally got out of my restroom and got dressed. Choosing the outfit was hard. I went to a clothing store in a mall and spent LOTS of time there. I went there at 12:00PM and came back home at like 6:00PM! Fortunately, I found the perfect dress. After trying on frilly dresses, leather dresses, silk dresses, cotton dresses, gowns, and lots more, I found a dress that totally represents me.

Then I decided to put on makeup. I started with foundation. Then I got some orange eyeshadow and then PACKED it on my  right eyelid like a paint splotch. I then got lavender eyeshadow and packed it on my left eyelid also like a paint splotch. I added a small flick with liquid eyeliner on the corner of my eye almost like a cat eye but not quite on both eyes. Then I added mascara. Now for the cheeks! I added pink blush, and it looked more pretty than my eyes but I don’t mind. I absolutely love color and decided to show it on my face! For lipstick I got GOLD LIPSTICK and applied it. DONE AND BEAUTIFUL!

Today was a better day than yesterday. Yesterday I had no school because it was a weekend. But guess what? THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE.
When the earthquake happened, it was about 6:00 in the morning. My entire family was sleeping, and I of course felt it. I shot out of my bed and started running around the house saying that we were going to die. Unfortunately, all the neighbors heard me and ended up calling the police thinking it was a robbery in my house. My parents had to spend 3 hours trying to get everything straight with the police. I got grounded and was told it was only an earthquake. I spent the entire day in my room.
After remembering what happened the day before, I decided to let my stress go so I lit a tire on fire. Breathe in, breathe out. After the tire was all burnt down to ashes, I arrived here! Yayyyy.

So yeah! Do you guys have any stories on when you messed up like me but eventually got through it? Tell me in the comment section below!

Anyways, I guess that’s it for tonight! Oh and very sorry for not posting in about 2 or 3 Saturdays in a row! It was around the holidays and I was off visiting relatives for literally the entire day. I most likely won’t be posting this Saturday either because I need to go somewhere for the entire day. I’m very sorry, I try to post but I have literally NO TIME! *smacks forehead*
So once again, thanks to Rukiya for letting me post and to all of you watching! Be sure to check out my blog, well if you want to, THE TALES OF ZOE, and I’ll see you all later!


The Tales of Zoe - Header made by Rukiya.png

Hope you enjoyed it guys, but for now...


Friday, 1 January 2016

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! - 2016 Goals / Zoe's Comedy Night - Information



1) Improve tremendously in my flexibility
2) Read lots of cool books
3) Improve tremendously in my dancing
4) Improve in my singing
6) Improve in all my blog posts
7) Make my contests/events on my blog more organised
8) Have more confidence

That's about it, I'm not too good on these things...


If you didn't know already, the fabulous Daisy recently opened up a new blog called

This is a comedy blog, based on a crazy, funny girl called Zoe Porter.

Anyways...You guys know about me and my CRAZYY ideas. The Blogger Choice Awards, NerdBuZZ, and now this. As a matter of fact, those weren't crazy at all. You should of heard about others...That of course I have not done yet! 

Then I was talking to Daisy (Zoe) about it, and said 'Imagine if people had to book a ticket to see it.' Daisy agreed, and so it happened...Except the fact that only the people who booked a ticket saw it XD. 

>>>>>> poster made by me <<<<<<

Booking a ticket for Zoe's Comedy Night means that you'll get a shoutout, from the Zoe Porter whilst she's performing, or whatever you want to call it. And basically, Zoe will know that you're coming. 

>>>>>> book your ticket here <<<<<<

>>>>>> ticket made by me <<<<<<

So, hope to see you guys there! Make sure to book a ticket, enjoy!